195 You've got to be choking...

Actually, I'm not, and there's no need to administer the Heimlich Maneuver (which sounds more like a German Shepherd trick jump through a hoop in a dog show).

Woofen! Woofen!

But, there's still reason to gag, and come close to choking, because I've just discovered that they're some lesser known medical conditions, that the common man may be afflicted with. The following chart shows the ways these wonderful but rather malignant diseases manifest themselves in my ever demonstrative stick figures.

Lesson learnt: Durian and alcohol don't mix, even in print

PS: Can someone, anyone, please tell me why alcohol and durian can't mix. It kills me not to know what could have nearly killed me. Just don't ask how that incident happened.